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24th May 2012

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stretched ear question

it’ll be 8 weeks sunday since i stretched to an 8. tonight my left ear felt weird so i took my plugs out when i got home. now the right one feels fine but the left one feels like its bumped up on the back. i cleaned them both and rubbed hole’y butt’r on them. i also boiled the plugs to clean them. i think I’m gonna leave them out overnight and maybe tomorrow when i go to work. is this a blowout or is just irritated?

I’d post a picture but i couldn’t get a good shot of it.

Tagged: stretched earsplugsblowouthelp

6th May 2012

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i’m 26 and hang out with my parents 95% more than my friends. mainly because my friends are douche bags 95% of the time.

i’m 26 and hang out with my parents 95% more than my friends. mainly because my friends are douche bags 95% of the time.

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26th April 2012

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just finished season 3 of battlestar galactica

…and what the hell? the chief’s a fraking cylon?!?

Tagged: bsgbattlestar galacticaseason 3

23rd April 2012

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here’s to another night of not sleeping

if only i could smoke a joint to help with the pain of this tooth infection. i need a new job so in order to get one i have to suffer with severe pain because i can’t afford to get it cut out.

Tagged: wisdom teethpainweed

13th April 2012

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yay for forgetting my phone was in my lap when i got out of the car

yay for forgetting my phone was in my lap when i got out of the car

Tagged: fmlfriday the 13thiphone

5th April 2012

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what movie is this?

what movie is this?

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3rd April 2012

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i haven’t had sex in 16 months :(

it sucks 

Tagged: personal

2nd April 2012

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where can i buy this?
pterodactylsftw:

fosteryanko:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

where can i buy this?

pterodactylsftw:

fosteryanko:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

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25th March 2012

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this

this

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25th March 2012

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someone text me 330-401-2601

i’m bored and horny